Let me set the scene:
Husband and I are taking Pearl and Camden for a walk around the neighborhood. Camden is in his infant sling and Chris is wearing him. Chris begins to sneeze and attempts to turn his head away, almost tripping while covering Camden from the sneeze.
While watching him I call out a warning that he better not trip while carrying our precious cargo. That is when husband retorts with a ornery grin, "What? I didn't want to sneeze on him, I don't want him to catch SIDS!"
What a nut.