Oscar 2012: Best and Worst Dressed

Jessica Chastain. I LOVE this look.

I have yet to see The Help, so I don't even know what part this actress played, but she look stunning. I think combined with the tone of her hair, she just looks like a goddess. Smooth.


Penelope Cruz.

Gorgeous. I love this off the shoulder dress. She looks great!


Okay Angelina Jolie.

I like your dress and your impeccably small waist. But what is with this stance? That can't feel natural. To kick your leg out like that? Odd. I mean, with legs like that she can do whatever she wants. Buuuuuut... "I like your pose" said nobody ever.

My overall favorite best dressed? Gwyneth.

This girl has got it figured out. And she proves that not only the bride gets to wear white! She looked absolutely stunning and it was by far my favorite look of the night. Classy. And I just love her anyway!

Now for the worst dressed.

Ellie Kemper. Those bangs are NOT doing a thing for her. And did she dye her hair to color coordinate with her dress? And what is that dress made of? It looks like a firecracker exploded. There's just too much red.

Ode to a sailor. Or something. I don't even know what's going on here. It looks like sailor's cuffs across her chest. Unflattering. Who does that? She looks incredibly flat chested because of it. Sad.

Catwoman? Is that you? Oh wait. That's Ana Faris. Who does that? She looks like she belongs in Sturgis with all that pleather looking stuff. So unfortunate.

And that's my Oscar fashion summary.

Golden Globes

Who out there watched the Golden Globes?

I won't lie, I zoned in and out, and caught bits and pieces.

But lets talk dress here.

Julie Bowen's Dress?

Stunning.


Charlize Theron?

Gorgeous. Girl knows how to carry herself. I almost always love her look.

Angelina Jolie?

Eh. I like that it's a classic look. But she always looks so...icy. So while I think the look is nice, I think it would look nicer on someone else.

Jessica Alba was another one of my favorites.

A smooth and soothing color? Yes please. A fit body a few months after baby? Impressive. I like that she just looks comfortable in her skin.

Now for my not so favorite looks...

Lea Michele.

Sigh. Come on girl, I want to like this look because I like her, but I feel like she's trying WAY too hard! And she looks like a fish. Or a snake. Or something slippery.

Kelly Osborne.

Seriously. What is THIS? Those shoulders? Grey hair? She looks like the girl from Willy Wonka that swells up into a huge blueberry. Such a shame.

Lastly, Meryl Strep.

Such a shame, because I LIKE Meryl. I think she has some amazing talent and so must everyone else because she's always at these award shows. But this collared black dress? So...uh...ODD. I don't know how else to describe it. It's casual yet trying to be dressy but it's not getting there. It's almost western-ish. Not a fan.

Well those were my two cents. Like I said, I didn't catch much of it, or see really ANY of the movies for that matter, but I like to check out the dresses!

What did you think?