Beware of Man plague!
Happy New Year, the man plague has already struck our household! Husband texted me from work on Monday to let me know he felt like he had a fever. He said he was cold all day, and he never complains of being cold. I had a feeling it was coming, since he spent the entire night before snoring, and he NEVER snores. At least, not enough for me to kidney punch him four or five different times with no relief in the snoring despite what side he was laying on.
He came home from work and proceeded to whine, whine, and whine some more. Husband, would you like some cheese with that whine? He ate dinner and proceeded to tuck himself into bed at the ripe hour of 5:45. That's right, FIVE FORTY-FIVE. Most people in the nursing homes haven't even started watching their nightly episode of Wheel of Fortune!
it just happened to be my lucky day, because he said, "I'll even let you turn the thermostat up a degree". BONUS! Sick husband lets in the warmth!
At least before bed he admitted, "I don't do well being sick". Geez, honey. You think?
Here's hoping a normal functioning husband awakes this morning, and the other members of the family stay well! :)
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Crap! I hate when T gets sick. Men really don't do well when they are sick. T got a bad migrane the other night and I had to give him a shot with this air gun thing (kind of like an epi pen but no needle) and he yelled so loud I started laughing. In hind sight that was probably not good, but it was so dramatic I couldn't help it. Oops.
ReplyDeleteOh my boys are terrible at being sick...they could NEVER have babies!!!!
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